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Pregnant teen Barbie. One of two designs.

Barbie as a clown. One of two designs.

If Barbie were a zombie, she might look like this. One of two designs.

What a homeless Barbie might look like. One of four designs.

If Barbie were in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, she might look like this. One of two designs.

Road Warrior beware, here comes post-apocalyptic Barbie. One of two designs.

Barbie as a clown. One of two designs.

If Barbie were a zombie, she might look like this. One of two designs.

If Barbie were in the world of Dungeons and Dragons, she might look like this. One of two designs.

What a homeless Barbie might look like. One of four designs.

Road Warrior beware, here comes post-apocalyptic Barbie. One of two designs.

Everyone loves Barbie, even men. Let's introduce the fabulous, sensational Barbie! One of four designs.

Everyone loves Barbie, even men. Let's introduce the fabulous, sensational Barbie! One of four designs.

Our Barbie ancestors looked something like this.

Everyone loves Barbie, even men. Let's introduce the fabulous, sensational Barbie! One of four designs.

Everyone loves Barbie, even men. Let's introduce the fabulous, sensational Barbie! One of four designs.

If Marilyn Manson were a Barbie, he would look something like this. One of four designs.

Even Barbie likes to play in graveyards at night.

Middle Earth wouldn't be the same without Hobbit Barbie.

Who says Barbie has to be a toothpick? Move over and make room, here comes curvaceous Barbie. One of two designs.

If Marilyn Manson were a Barbie, he would look something like this. One of four designs.

Who says Barbie has to be a toothpick? Move over and make room, here comes curvaceous Barbie. One of two designs.

Watch out, Dorothy! Here comes the wicked Barbie of the West!

What a homeless Barbie might look like. One of four designs.

Even Barbie has been known to make mistakes.

If Marilyn Manson were a Barbie, he would look something like this. One of four designs.

Barbie after she found medieval religion.

I don't know, you figure it out!

What a homeless Barbie might look like. One of four designs.

What a homeless Barbie might look like. One of four designs.

A descendant of pre-historic Barbie?

Hey, even Barbie has to work.

An older Barbie minus Ken. One of two designs.

Jail Bird Barbie had to get to the big house somehow. One of two designs.


If Barbie were a vampire, she would look a little like this. One of two designs.

If Barbie were a vampire, she would look a little like this. One of two designs.

Move over, Pinhead, there's a new demon in Hell. One of two designs.

Move over, Pinhead, there's a new demon in Hell. One of two designs.